May 2012
menveloppais:
weather alerts wouldn’t be so scary if they weren’t in all caps
“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.”
– Audrey Hepburn (via wordsthat-speak)
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I'm gonna take a nap so I don't have to deal with...
[[MORE]]Did this woman really just go out and buy Buffalo Wild Wings? We never eat Buffalo Wild Wings takeout. And why the fuck can’t he pick it up on his way here? And she told me that she didn’t tell me he was coming because she “knows how I am” and “doesn’t have time to deal with the huffing and rolling of the eyes.” Now, she’s in the kitchen...
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I hate my mother's atheist boyfriend.
[[MORE]]It’s not even the fact that he has different views, its that he feels the need to feed them down other people’s throats. I don’t care what you believe in and you shouldn’t care what I believe in. And he also showed up on Christmas Eve and it made me so mad because whenever he’s here my mother acts like a different person. And if you know that we are...
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
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Tumblr 30 day challenge: Day 25
Turn on’s and turn off’s
Turn on’s: intelligence, ambition,can make me laugh, a nice smile, and a guy with something that sets them apart and makes them stand out
Turn off’s: ignorance, arrogance, smoking your life away (seriously, why are you coming to school 4/5 days of the week high?!?), guys who lack goals, bragging about your “hoes”
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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snoopdong:
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
